10 Best Dog Jokes

The 10 Best Dog Jokes To Get You Howling

 

A chuckle a dog keeps the doctor away, so here’s our favourite dog jokes to get you howling (or groaning!) – Not a dad joke in sight we promise….

 

1: How did the little Scottish dog react when he met the Loch Ness Monster?

A: He was Terrier-fied!

 

2: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: He stole the show!

 

3: What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A: A collie-flower!

 

4: What dog keeps the best time?

A: A watch dog!

 

5: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?

A: A cockerpoodledoo!

 

6: Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs?

A: Because you might step in a poodle!

 

7: What do you call a great dog detective?

A: Sherlock Bones!

 

8: What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast food?

A: Pooched eggs!

 

9. What do you call a dog with a surround system?

A: Sub-woofer.

 

10. What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A: Bloodhound!

 

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