10 Best Dog Jokes

The 10 Best Dog Jokes To Get You Howling


A chuckle a dog keeps the doctor away, so here’s our favourite dog jokes to get you howling (or groaning!) – Not a dad joke in sight we promise….


1: How did the little Scottish dog react when he met the Loch Ness Monster?

A: He was Terrier-fied!


2: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: He stole the show!


3: What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A: A collie-flower!


4: What dog keeps the best time?

A: A watch dog!


5: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?

A: A cockerpoodledoo!


6: Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs?

A: Because you might step in a poodle!


7: What do you call a great dog detective?

A: Sherlock Bones!


8: What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast food?

A: Pooched eggs!


9. What do you call a dog with a surround system?

A: Sub-woofer.


10. What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A: Bloodhound!


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