The 10 Best Dog Jokes To Get You Howling
A chuckle a dog keeps the doctor away, so here’s our favourite dog jokes to get you howling (or groaning!) – Not a dad joke in sight we promise….
1: How did the little Scottish dog react when he met the Loch Ness Monster?
A: He was Terrier-fied!
2: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
3: What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
4: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!
5: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A: A cockerpoodledoo!
6: Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs?
A: Because you might step in a poodle!
7: What do you call a great dog detective?
A: Sherlock Bones!
8: What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast food?
A: Pooched eggs!
9. What do you call a dog with a surround system?
10. What kind of dog does Dracula have?